NEWTONS LAW OF SOFTWARE

First Law:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails
untill and unless he is assigned work by manager.

Second Law:
The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the
payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at
the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.

Third Law:
Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It
can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in
the software always remains constant.