JHONNY AND THE PRINCIPAL

Johnny missed his final exams due to the flu, but he'd
done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the
principal that they give him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd
missed.

The principal agreed so they called Johnny into the office,
explained, then the teacher asked, "Johnny what does a cow have four of,
that I only have two of?" Johnny replied, "Legs."

The teacher asked,"Johnny, what do you have in your pants that i don't have in my pants?" Johnny replied, "Pockets."

The teacher asked, "Johnny, what is the
capital of Italy?" Johnny replied. "Rome."

The teacher turned to the principal and asked,
"Should we pass him?" The principal replied, "Better not ask me, I got the
first two wrong"