GOOD MANNERS

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."
The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Jack replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll
be back in a minute."
The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

Teacher now asked johny what would he say?

Johny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to
introduce to you after dinner. " The teacher passed out..