JHONNY'S FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL

It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so
his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a
good kid but that he was an avid gambler.
He warned her that little
Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched
closely.

The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she
had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of
little Johnny's urge to gamble.

Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going."Oh, everything is going very well" she said. "I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit."

The father asked her what had happened."He absolutely insisted on
betting me ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear," she said. "I
finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teacher's lounge to show
him that I had no mole."

"Crap!" The father said. "He bet me fifty
dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's bare butt before the
day was over."