Thursday, October 16, 2008

THREE ANSWERS

Three answers most feared by men)





1. (Whatever)



Men: What to have for dinner?

Women: Whatever..

Men: Why not we have steamboat?

Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face

Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine

Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women : Whatever..









2. (Anything)



Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie

Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

Men: Then find a café and have drink

Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anything





3. (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home

Women: You decide

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you

Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want

Men: Ok we will take Taxi

Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk

Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first

Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?

Women: Anyting

(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

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