No Offense meant ....
A Piece of conversation before and after marriage
Before Marriage......
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : NO! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get!
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP !!!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
BEFORE MARRIAGE AND AFTER MARRIAGE
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Labels: GIRL JOKES, WOMEN JOKES
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN,WOMEN AND SEX
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
You’re never too old to enjoy chocolate.
It’s safe to have chocolate while you’re driving.
You never feel guilty after chocolate.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
With chocolate – satisfaction’s guaranteed.
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN
No one’s ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
You can share chocolates with your best friend.
A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate.
REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
Chocolate doesn’t get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
Chocolate doesn’t talk incessantly while you’re watching the football.
It doesn’t expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
Chocolate isn’t looking for a long term commitment.
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Labels: ADULT JOKES, GIRL JOKES, JOKES, WOMEN JOKES
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
LITTLE JHONNY AND BUSH
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Labels: LITTLE JHONNY JOKES, POLTICAL JOKES
Monday, November 3, 2008
LITTLE JHONNY
A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence.
Little Johnny was a smarty, so he answered with, "De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail."
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Labels: LITTLE JHONNY JOKES, Q AND A, STUDENT TEACHER JOKES